Margerumalia – You May Be A Boomer

Newsletter – December 6, 2024

Photo Credit: jefffoxworthy.com

Do you remember Jeff Foxworthy’s comedy routine that had a series of instances in which “You May Be A Redneck”? Recently I was thinking about things that Baby Boomers have in common and developed a few of those instances. I thought I’d share a few of them with you here.

If you use a pill box with separate compartments for each day of the week… 

You May Be A Boomer

If you send text messages with correct punctuation and end them with a period…

You May Be A Boomer

If you know the difference between a 33 and a 45…

You May Be A Boomer

If your childhood phone number began with a word instead of a number…

You May Be A Boomer

If your appreciation of classical music is entirely derived from Looney Toons cartoons…

You May Be A Boomer

If you still know all the words to “The Ballad of Gilligan’s Isle”—both the opening credits AND the end credits—but you can’t remember what aisle the mayonnaise is on…

You May Be A Boomer

TTFN!

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My middle grade novel, The Most Amazing Museum of Los Angeles is available through The BookBaby Bookshop at https://store.bookbaby.com/book/the-most-amazing-museum-of-los-angeles

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